Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Flippin' GENIUS! Why didn't I think of that!?!

Ok. Before I say anything about this site I want you to go ahead and click HERE and take a look. I'm not going to tell you what it is yet, just go take a look... I can wait.


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Well, whaddya think? Its a website about a guy thats threatening to eat his bunny rabbit unless he receives $50,000. Now, there are some people out there who have been outraged by this website and the guy has really taken a lot of flack for it... but I think the man's a genius! This guy has made several thousand dollars simply by threatening to do something that is completly legal and has no real questionnable moral conflicts. People have seriously sent him a lot of money to stop him from eating Toby. Now, there are lots of people that eat rabbit. Maybe not as many people today, simply because we have so many other sources of nourishment readily available, but I've always heard that rabbit is very, very good and I, like Elmer Fudd, have always wanted to try
rabbit fricasee.


The real genius to this plot is that the owner ( whose name is Bion, by the way ) is exploiting the most deserving factions of humanistic society: The Extreme Left Bleeding Heart Animal Lovers.


Now before you get all upset, let me explain my position. I'm an animal lover myself. I love most all kinds of animals so long as they aren't particularly annoying or suck my blood. I HATE to see animals mistreated or mishandled... BUT I see nothing wrong with eating them. And before you say that all animals aren't to be eaten, go take a look at on eof my favorite single verses in the Bible-
Acts 11:7! You can say what you want about this verse, but I love it.


The people that would have the largest problem with the butchering slaughter ( which in most cases is by no means a cruel or painful death ) of animals for food tend to be people that put the well-being of animals far above the well-being of their fellow man. Organizations like P.E.T.A. and GreenPeace have for decades shown that they value the lives of their "Animal Friends" much more than their human brothers and sisters. Funny thing is that P.E.T.A., despite their shrill exclaimations of the value of animal life, is one of the
largest slaughterers of non-livestock animals in the country! Besides, nothing is more annoying to me that bleeding heart liberals that go out of their way to demonstrate their crass "disenfranchisement" with western society... or whatever else they're yelling about this week. Nevermind the fact that if they REALLY wanted to do some good they could raise that very same 50,000 smacker as donate it to other charitable organizations that would put that money to much greater use


So, why did I bother to write this little blog? Well, I just wanted to take a minute to show off a very well thought out idea to make free money AND harp about the hypocrisy of the fringe left in this country. I'm not some barbarian that goes around clubbing seals and kicking puppies, but I do understand that people need to pick they're battles. Is it really worth ranting and raving about the plight of some spotted owl in Alaska when there are other causes that are so much more valuable and noble? Maybe we should ask ourselves that question more often.

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